THE VIEW FROM THE BOTTOM

Thursday, July 24, 2008
 
JOHN MCCAIN MAY ECLIPSE BUSH'S IDIOCY

Hard as it is to believe, the Republican Party has found a Presidential hopeful, in the form of John McCain, who may yet manage to make Bush seem as if he's only a mere idiot.

John McCain continues courting that part of the electorate that lacks a measurable IQ by distinguishing himself, a-la Bush, with an endless succession of public brain farts.

This idiotic geriatrics' numerous appearances on YouTube may earn him an Oscar for best outtakes.

Then again, I'm probably wrong because it appears this his verbal missteps are deliberate statements of what he considers fact. One recent glaring example is his invention of a border joining Iraq and Afghanistan

McCain said this is an area of concern to him because of all the terrorist activity taking place there.

Hey McCain, you moron, Iraq and Afghanistan are separated by 750 miles. Check it out on MapQuest. Oh, I forgot that McCain is computer illiterate, and proud of it.

McCain stated that Obama doesn't know anything about wars and that he, McCain, "Knows how to win wars."

Really Senator; which wars have you won? Is it Vietnam, another of our undeclared "wars?" How did you win that one; by spending 5 years on your back as a POW?

Ah, what the hell, he's probably referring to imaginary wars between imaginary countries that share imaginary borders.

Another of McCain's proofs of stupidity is his reference to countries that haven't existed since the fall of the Berlin Wall, such as Czechoslovakia. He has concerns about the fate of that country with regards to Russia.

Jesus Christ, that's over dude, and the Germans won't be fucking them over again any time soon either.

McCain calls Obama a flip-flopper because Obama has the courage to change his stance when conditions change. Yet McCain voted against a bill that he himself introduced.

Is that the ultimate in flip-flopping or what?

Last week McCain said the rise in oil prices is Obama's fault because he voted against offshore drilling. Oh, and no one else voted against it? Wow what power this Obama guy has!

Check your voting record McCain; I think you voted against offshore drilling in 2003 too.

Of course the fact that the country's two top public officials for the past 7 years, Bush and Cheney, are both oil men has nothing to do with the price increases.

And then there's this Iraq "war" "surge" thing with which McCain has an unhealthy obsession.

Good God, every third word out his yap is, "surge."

This is all he talks about. Yesterday he talked about the "surge" before the "surge", and how he had advance knowledge of the "surge" from one of Bush's flunky Generals.

The reason he has this fanatical preoccupation with Bush's "surge" is that it's an easy word to remember and pronounce and he doesn't know jack shit about anything else.

McCain couldn't care less about domestic issues, and since he's married to an ultra rich chick he doesn't give a shit about the economy, which is in the crapper. Being married to a rich chick is acceptable for a Republican because they consider all the money to be their exclusive domain, but it's a negative if a Democrat,such as John Kerry, is married to a woman of means.

So if the "surge" has worked Senator, how come we can't get the hell out of Iraq?

It sounds to me like McCain just "wants" us to be in Iraq for 100 years without any reason.

Is this what America needs for a President?


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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
 
Extreme Republican Bullshit

If nothing else the Republican Party is expert on getting people to vote against their own best interests, particularly when it comes to economics.

Most people in America are struggling to stay afloat thanks to 7 years of Bush’s economic policies, but the Republican elitists’ suffer too, in a different way.

After all there are long waits for tee times at the country club and some Republicans have to deal with delivery on the Ferrari’s they ordered being delayed another week.

Somehow though, these bullshit artists manage to convince the residents of trailer parks, who work for minimum wage, that they’ll flourish, financially, if they vote Republican.

The latest Republican gambit in their game of deception is to try to convince voters that 9/11 type tragedies can be prevented by Republicans.

Excuse me, it was a FUCKING REPUBLICAN in the White House, and a Republican controlled House and Senate running the country when 9/11 took place.

The above pictured sign was erected in, where else, Florida, a Southern state, where the Civil War is still being fought by Republican bigots.

Here are some details on this latest Republican lie.

WAKE UP!


On Election Day, please don’t vote for a Republican. Don’t be defrauded by their never ending use of scare tactics and the politics of fear.

Let’s throw out these worthless, arrogant, bullshit artists, and try something different. What we’ve had for the past two presidential terms has been a monumental disaster and nothing more than a bonanza for the rich.

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