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JOHN MCCAIN MAY ECLIPSE BUSH'S IDIOCY

Hard as it is to believe, the Republican Party has found a Presidential hopeful, in the form of John McCain, who may yet manage to make Bush seem as if he's only a mere idiot.

John McCain continues courting that part of the electorate that lacks a measurable IQ by distinguishing himself, a-la Bush, with an endless succession of public brain farts.

This idiotic geriatrics' numerous appearances on YouTube may earn him an Oscar for best outtakes.

Then again, I'm probably wrong because it appears this his verbal missteps are deliberate statements of what he considers fact. One recent glaring example is his invention of a border joining Iraq and Afghanistan

McCain said this is an area of concern to him because of all the terrorist activity taking place there.

Hey McCain, you moron, Iraq and Afghanistan are separated by 750 miles. Check it out on MapQuest. Oh, I forgot that McCain is computer illiterate, and proud of it.

McCain stated that Obama doesn't know anything about wars and that he, McCain, "Knows how to win wars."

Really Senator; which wars have you won? Is it Vietnam, another of our undeclared "wars?" How did you win that one; by spending 5 years on your back as a POW?

Ah, what the hell, he's probably referring to imaginary wars between imaginary countries that share imaginary borders.

Another of McCain's proofs of stupidity is his reference to countries that haven't existed since the fall of the Berlin Wall, such as Czechoslovakia. He has concerns about the fate of that country with regards to Russia.

Jesus Christ, that's over dude, and the Germans won't be fucking them over again any time soon either.

McCain calls Obama a flip-flopper because Obama has the courage to change his stance when conditions change. Yet McCain voted against a bill that he himself introduced.

Is that the ultimate in flip-flopping or what?

Last week McCain said the rise in oil prices is Obama's fault because he voted against offshore drilling. Oh, and no one else voted against it? Wow what power this Obama guy has!

Check your voting record McCain; I think you voted against offshore drilling in 2003 too.

Of course the fact that the country's two top public officials for the past 7 years, Bush and Cheney, are both oil men has nothing to do with the price increases.

And then there's this Iraq "war" "surge" thing with which McCain has an unhealthy obsession.

Good God, every third word out his yap is, "surge."

This is all he talks about. Yesterday he talked about the "surge" before the "surge", and how he had advance knowledge of the "surge" from one of Bush's flunky Generals.

The reason he has this fanatical preoccupation with Bush's "surge" is that it's an easy word to remember and pronounce and he doesn't know jack shit about anything else.

McCain couldn't care less about domestic issues, and since he's married to an ultra rich chick he doesn't give a shit about the economy, which is in the crapper. Being married to a rich chick is acceptable for a Republican because they consider all the money to be their exclusive domain, but it's a negative if a Democrat,such as John Kerry, is married to a woman of means.

So if the "surge" has worked Senator, how come we can't get the hell out of Iraq?

It sounds to me like McCain just "wants" us to be in Iraq for 100 years without any reason.

Is this what America needs for a President?





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posted by Jim Ippolito on 7/24/2008 12:10:00 AM